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So, here’s an online version of a presentation I gave for our Elizabethtown genre-writing panel last month, cobbled together from about ten pages of bullet points and gibberish. No one believes the title is a Harry And The Hendersons reference … Continue reading →

(update 5/1/12: I actually won this thing! Hurry up and start the car before they come to their senses! Here’s the final list of winners where they keep calling me “Jones.” Original post below) Over at Spinetingler Magazine, I was recently … Continue reading →

I haven’t updated in a bit, so let me get the shameful self-promotion out of the way first and kill nine birds with one stone. Or, better yet, with a deluge of purple hyperlinks! First up, a couple recent new … Continue reading →

“For anger slays the foolish man and jealousy kills the simple.” -Gob 5:20 p.m. The special nipples-and-tattoos edition of Needle is out, and I burned through this thing in about a week. So much good crime fiction in here, and … Continue reading →

So, I have a story in the debut issue of Pulp Modern, brainchild of Alec Cizak (author of the boiled-hard, futuristic Manifesto Destination), and since most stories usually end up different from where they started, I wanted to try to get … Continue reading →

First off, don’t say the word “gun” too many times or it sounds all wrong, so I apologize for what will follow.  Second, I feel bad that in an earlier post I referred to my cop-killing opus as some kind of experiment. That … Continue reading →

I was awful excited to finally publish a story in a format I could hold in my hand, so indulge as I indulge, please. So, there I am eating some breakfast and looking at the sweet new cover of the … Continue reading →

So, I thought I’d test-drive this thing by babbling about how I got the idea for my story “Nine Cops Killed For a Goldfish Cracker” (found in the new dark crime anthology The Death Panel up there) because I can’t wait forever … Continue reading →

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